almee @ new york fashion week 2025

name one difference between birds and children

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

think again

A post only a mutual could love

Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

how does this post keep getting better

I want Naveen and Grusha to get into a heated internet debate over who's the best electrifying streamer; Canari or Iono.

brassius: [existential question]
grusha: idk just get good

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
underwater love
of my underwater life
underwater benefits
to underwater studies
turning underwater sharks
into underwater buddies
underwater lovers are
the partly sharky sirens
seen if you’ve achieved degrees
in underwater science

… couldn’t help it….

Reblog and put in the tags a piece of media you anticipated that wasn't BAD, but your expectations for it were set so high that it ended up disappointing you nonetheless